(1F) A tyrannical and witty submarine captain, Cappy, berates her crew through their descent into darkness. However, her crew is a jar of kimchi, a potted rose, a shower towel, a novelty doll, and a stuffed lamb. While vital details of the mission remain rumors that Cappy hoards to herself, they all know they descend into darkness and are unlikely to return. Amidst revelry and whispers of mutiny, the crew discovers a secret at these depths, as well as the Leviathan who wants it kept.
| (F) | Cappy |
Note: this play is being adapted into a one-act for an upcoming fringe production. A viewing of a filmed dress rehearsal from the full-length reading is available below, as well as the link to the published MFA thesis that features the full-length script.



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