All scripts are available for free, just go to their pages and download them! Art should be free and I don’t want to learn who I would become with money <3
All are formatted for printing as booklets, but are in .docx forms so you can reformat and steal to your heart’s content.
Full-Length Plays
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(7F, 7M) Tennessee Williams lives in a purgatorial state where he must give a tour of his life and all his celebrity friends night after night alongside his elderly assistant. But, as Tenn spent his life trying to wipe memories with a bottle, the surviving traumas materialize tonight in the forms of his doomed former lover and lobotomized sister. As Tenn tries to cherish just one more memory with them, he relives the reasons why he ran from here to begin with. More!
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(2F, 2M) Three childhood friends all lost their fathers: Marlene to abandonment years ago, Lucy to suicide months ago, and John to drunk driving weeks ago. On Halloween, 2004, these three reunite to contact Lucy’s dead mother from beyond to help Lucy steal her identity and flee the country. But the ghosts of their fathers haunt them this night, and cast a shadow over who these three are. More!
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(2F) J. is a seventeen year-old runaway, S. the same. J. likes to write, S. to dance. The two agree to sharing a hotel room so long as neither learns about the other’s circumstances, age, or real name. They didn’t know it, but that night they’d begin a six-year relationship built on anonymity. More!
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(4F, 2M) Lyuba lives in an oven with her husband, her mother-in-law, her husband’s boss, and her husband’s boss’s wife, repeating the same routine daily. But when a student appears, asking her, “What do you do?”, Lyuba realizes she can bend the laws of space and time. Each of the four acts of this play take on a different form of theatre (absurdism, commedia dell’arte, farce, realism) as Lyuba, like her ally, the audience, tries to understand what is happening. More!
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(3F, 1M) Inspired by Medea, Matea is a Jewish woman living in secret in a concentration camp with Jonas—a fast-rising, Nazi officer—and their son. As Jonas begins supervising the new head doctor, Matea is visited by Prisoner 4712, who implores Matea to kill the doctor, as well as by Alma, an ancestor hiding inside Matea’s record player. More!
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(6F, 4M) Tonight’s show begins with an abstract (read: a woman and puppets) interpretation of The Seagull directed by Elvira, followed by a new play: Pippy Doodle’s Ice Cream Party. As Elvira’s play fails and the cast and crew prepare to put on the rest of the doubleheader, arguments and dynamics unfold parallel to The Seagull itself (which the characters acknowledge as being too similar to previous deconstructions of the play). As characters from The Seagull appear and try to alter the course of the play, Elvira recognizes that the final act will never change. More!
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(2-11X) In this retelling of the 2016 election, a commercial jet, a private jet, a Russian spy plane, and a small, independent airline fight for the final landing spot at JFK airport. As the stakes grow, each plane becomes more willing to sacrifice anything for victory. More!
Short Plays
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(1F, 1M) In the Warsaw ghetto, a pregnant Jewish woman and her impromptu obstetrician discuss the reality of whether or not she’d be able to give birth. More!
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(1F) A tyrannical and witty submarine captain, Cappy, berates her crew through their descent into darkness. However, her crew is a jar of kimchi, a potted rose, a shower towel, a novelty doll, and a stuffed lamb. While vital details of the mission remain rumors that Cappy hoards to herself, they all know they descend into darkness and are unlikely to return. Amidst revelry and whispers of mutiny, the crew discovers a secret at these depths, as well as the Leviathan who wants it kept. More!
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(3F, 2M) During a gun safety demonstration, a high school shooting survivor takes the instructor hostage in order to right recent wrongs. More!
Screenplays
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Four people from around the world live in an apartment together in Prague, feuding on a daily basis. When a homeless boy shows up on their fire escape, what begins as showing the kid a nice time evolves into an illegal adoption. As the two couples feud over how to handle this child’s future, tragedy strikes. More!
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When they were seven and five, Emily had to save Maya from drowning in a river. Five years later, Emily still believes she has to save Maya. Maya, on the other hand, got a messiah complex. Upon their parents’ divorce, Maya ropes Emily into blackmailing their local pickpocket Lyft driver for a trip across Michigan, where a cult that claims to receive regular divine intervention has invited the pair. More!
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The girl Lily loves is throwing a witch-themed Halloween party and Lily will do anything to impress her. When a talking Judy Garland doll, claimed to be possessed by the actual Judy Garland, insists she can get Lily the girl, Lily embarks on a drag-filled quest of witches, sorority sisters, and one improperly summoned, gargantuan Mark Hamill. More!
Pilots
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Katie is a soldier for Michigan’s all-female army, growing tired of the monotony of the War. Ike is a soldier for Ohio’s all-male army, growing tired of the cruelty of the War. When a new Michigan recruit, Jackie, wins the hearts of both Katie and Ike (good to mention here that every character in the series is bisexual, every single one; commence the love triangles, pentagrams, dodecahedrons) – even though Jackie’s only intention in enlisting was getting the Wyandot their land back – all the soldiers are launched into a conflict for the liberation of humanity against our own evils. More!
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After eternal torture in an abyss by a masked woman, Antelope Xastro discovers he is the CEO of Nive, a social media app. When the Minnesota Vikings hack Nive to unsuccessfully ransom back user data, quarterbacks Kirk Cousins and Sean Mannion must go to Silicon Valley to assassinate Xastro. While new Nive employee Pat deals with integrating into his Nive-assigned family life, his co-worker Jane realizes she is a deity. Meanwhile, South Pole animals plot against humanity and a talking titmouse claims the apocalypse is nigh. More!
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Fauna and Amy, two ostracized LAPD detectives, try to combat corruption in the department, but everything changes when a terrorist who can clone himself at will announces his opus: his replicated army will kill a set number of notable authoritarians every month, be them dictators, CEOs, or cops. More!
